Have you recently walked into a drugstore, only to be ambushed by giant teddy bears, red ribbons, and candy? Or maybe your emails are now flooded with new love-inspired flash sales and “exclusive” gifts? This can only mean one thing: Valentine’s Day is here. Ah, yes. The day for romantic gestures, heart-shaped everything, and pink galore. While the world could use a lot more love right now, sometimes the pageantry of Valentine’s Day deserves one big eye roll. If you’re looking for a head-turning, drawer-dropping, eyebrow-raising makeup look, without all of the pink and hearts, this one’s for you.